Sunday Snicker

An Israeli doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.”

A German doctor says, “That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.”

A Russian doctor says, “In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”

An Illinois psychiatrist, not to be outdone says, “You guys are way behind. We recently took a man from Chicago without a clue, put him in the White House and after only six weeks, half the world is looking for work.”