Quotes from the Chronicle

“When Democrats say they will bring the troops home, what they are really saying is that they will bring the war home.” —Alan Keyes

Commies R Us: “I think that we have failed them in our churches, our schools and our government. And I certainly think the free market has failed. We’ve all failed.” —comrade Hilrya Rodhamovich Clintonov on healthcare, energy, young people—you name it

The Chronicle is online here.