The State Trooper and the Porn Star

This has to qualify as dumb news. State trooper pulls over a woman and she admits to having pills in the car. Woman tells trooper she is a porn star...

Moss' citation does not mention finding any illegal narcotics in the car.
When the officer told her a drug charge would mean she could not leave the state, Cummings replied that would be a problem because she frequently travels from Tennessee to Los Angeles for her work.
"I tell him I make dirty movies," Cummings wrote. "He says he wished he had gotten into that industry."
The pair then watched sex videos from her Web site using Moss' laptop computer in his patrol car, she wrote. He took the pills and scattered them in the brush beside the highway. "Then he asks me, what does it cost for someone like me to get anything like you," LINK TO FINDLAW

You get the picture. What was he thinking? Wait, I guess we know what he was thinking.