Kilo and the Cat House
Ok, so that title got your attention and now you are wondering who, what, when, where and are there photos.The who is most definitely Kilo, and the what is kittens found this week. One momma cat and her four kittens came out from under one porch while Kilo started destruction and then construction on a new, bigger and much better looking back porch.
The first words out of his mouth were something like "Damn" and the next were " I am not going to pick them up". I asked why and he went on to tell me that he didn't want a cat and that he would get too attached. Guess what, the old softy is now able to pick up two of them and has even tried to sex them. He actually had to ask my advice on how to tell the sex- "You see Kilo, males usually have balls, perhaps not as large as yours but nevertheless balls" and he replied " I guess those are balls, maybe democrat balls!" Geesh. He then went on to ask if they are like rabbits- when you push on their bellies their peter sticks out- I guess that is how Peter Rabbit came to be.
He has only been able to catch two of the little buggers and he thinks he has one of each- one republican- the runt named Chigger who is really feisty and fights for what she wants without backing down, and one democrat who is really nice looking but has "democratic" balls and is a hog at the plate. The other two are twins and are independents for now, although I have heard Kilo telling them all about the amazing job Senator Allen is doing.
And the first food Wonder-boy was feeding these cute kitties- hot dogs. Oh and he likes to instigate food fights- he teases them with chunks of meat and hissing and clawing ensues. He didn't even know that there is such a thing as kitten chow.
This morning he heard the kittens carrying on and when he went out he found the Mom with the twins but he still heard unhappy kitten sounds and this is what he discovered. They were stuck.
The first words out of his mouth were something like "Damn" and the next were " I am not going to pick them up". I asked why and he went on to tell me that he didn't want a cat and that he would get too attached. Guess what, the old softy is now able to pick up two of them and has even tried to sex them. He actually had to ask my advice on how to tell the sex- "You see Kilo, males usually have balls, perhaps not as large as yours but nevertheless balls" and he replied " I guess those are balls, maybe democrat balls!" Geesh. He then went on to ask if they are like rabbits- when you push on their bellies their peter sticks out- I guess that is how Peter Rabbit came to be.
He has only been able to catch two of the little buggers and he thinks he has one of each- one republican- the runt named Chigger who is really feisty and fights for what she wants without backing down, and one democrat who is really nice looking but has "democratic" balls and is a hog at the plate. The other two are twins and are independents for now, although I have heard Kilo telling them all about the amazing job Senator Allen is doing.
And the first food Wonder-boy was feeding these cute kitties- hot dogs. Oh and he likes to instigate food fights- he teases them with chunks of meat and hissing and clawing ensues. He didn't even know that there is such a thing as kitten chow.
This morning he heard the kittens carrying on and when he went out he found the Mom with the twins but he still heard unhappy kitten sounds and this is what he discovered. They were stuck.
Anyone can walk out on the porch and they stay hidden but when Kilo's feet hit the floor they come running to him, Momma too. So much for staying unattached. I told him that while his heart is big there is still a wildness to it and these wild kittens recognize that in his spirit. Note to Kilo: I like that about you too!!!
posted by One Wise Girl at 9:57:00 AM
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