10 Reasons Kilo should come home
10. You makes writing a blog look too easy.
9. The grass needs to be mowed.
8. The onions are waiting for you to talk to them and tell them to grow.
7. Your 'mater plants are wilting from lack of you.
6. I am wilting from lack of you.
5. The road is singing siren songs to the Harley and well... I would but you would never forgive me.
4. A new stuffed mushroom recipe.
3. Nascar is not as much fun without you.
2. The Jim Beam and Crown Royal are chilled.
1. Your cat misses you something terrible.