Blast from the Past- President Attacked By Rabbit
I could not pass this up because I remember. Via ABP: JIMMY CARTER FEARS FOR SAFETY; GOES INTO HIDING
This will not make sense unless you remember back when according to President Carter, he was attacked by a rabbit while he was fishing. The fearless Carter used his paddle to drive the vicious rabbit away. The WAPO ran headlines saying "President Attacked by Rabbit"
You can read about it here and see the picture here. Looks like one bad ass rabbit to me. Notice how far the rabbit is away as Carter still is defending himself with his paddle. We all know how vicious rabbits are on land. I shake with fear at encountering one on the water. What a man!