Hillary Gump Clinton - Stupid is as stupid does....
Hillary Gump Clinton ranks up there with John Christmas in Cambodia Kerry, John the marines are cold blooded murderers Murtha, Barack i never heard the preacher say that Obama, and her better half, Bill I did not have sexual relations with that woman Clinton. Is there one ounce of truth in these people? Check this great op-ed from the St Louis Today.
Hillary Gump By Kevin Horrigan
"I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base."
— Sen. Hillary Clinton, March 17
"It was here. The battlefield was here. The Carthaginians defending the city were attacked by three Roman legions. The Carthaginians were proud and brave but they couldn't hold. They were massacred. Arab women stripped them of their tunics and their swords and lances. The soldiers lay naked in the sun. Two thousand years ago. I was here."
— George C. Scott, as "Patton," 1970
Right. I was there, too. I remember those naked Carthaginians, just as I remember the pinging and whine of the bullets as they bounced off the First Lady's plane in Tuzla, Bosnia, in 1996.
God, what bravery. Chelsea was with her, and Hill grabbed her, carrying her in her arms as we ran for shelter. Everyone dived under the Air Bosnia ticket counter, but not Hillary. She grabbed an M-16 from one of the soldiers, right before she slapped him and called him a coward. She said, "Follow me!" and ran back outside.
She rallied everyone, Sinbad the comedian, the Secret Service guys, the Army guys, the mayor of Tuzla, the guy from the Tuzla Chamber of Commerce, some 8-year-old kid who wanted to read her a poem. She got them behind a pile of sandbags. She told the kid, "Feed me!" while she cleared the M-240. Hill opened up, 750 rounds a minute, the kid passing her belts of ammo, sweeping the rooftops 'til the barrel darn near melted. If it hadn't been for Hillary Clinton that day, I wouldn't be here.
Same thing when we went to France that year. Bill took Air Force One to Lyon for a G-7 meeting, but Hill, she insisted on going in with the troops at Omaha Beach. The Germans had us pinned down, but Hillary told everyone to get out from behind the hedgehogs and keep moving. She and Sinbad the comedian shoved a Bangalore torpedo under the wire so we could get up the bluffs.
Then darned if she didn't hike west four miles to Pont du Hoc and drag the Rangers up the cliffs there. She spiked the guns and then changed into a cocktail dress and got to Lyon in time for drinks. What a soldier. What a statesperson.
Those of us who were there know she's fully qualified as a world leader, no matter what the smart-alecks in the mainstream media are saying. Sure, she may "misspeak" from time to time, but, as she says, she's human.
Like when she was in prison with Nelson Mandela. The fact is, she was, in 1998. I was there.
Now, technically speaking, Mandela had been released from the Robben Island prison in 1990. But he took Bill and Hill on a tour in 1998, so she was "in" the "prison" with Nelson Mandela. She may have misspoken by dropping a "the," but facts are fact: It was a prison. Mandela was in it. So was Hillary. So was I.
Japan 1993. Again, Bill's on a state visit, and Hill's along with him. But not just "along" along. She was flying the plane. It was the "Enola Gay" and Major Tibbets had passed out at the controls, like Capt. Oveur in "Airplane." Hillary took the yoke and leveled off on the bomb run over Hiroshima.
Now I'm not saying she was the one that dropped The Bomb, at least not until we poll for current attitudes on the use of nuclear weapons. All I'm saying is, she was there. And so was I.
"I'm doing it for the guys back on the 'canal," she said, referring to her horrific experience with the comedian Sinbad and other Marines on Guadalcanal earlier in the war. "Also the Marines on Iwo Jima, especially the guys who helped me raise the flag."
Now you have your media smart-guys checking her calendar as First Lady to see if any this stuff is actually written down. Duh. Of course not. Ever hear of "Top Secret, Eyes Only"?
The calendar says in January 1994 she visited Russia with Bill, sat in on a birthing class at a hospital, toured a cathedral and joined prominent women in a lunch of blinis with caviar and salmon.
Blinis, schminis. She was at Stalingrad, surrounded by Nazis, throwing the Hun into the Volga, giving the Allies time to mount Operation Overlord. I know. I was there. So was Sinbad the comedian and an 8-year-old girl and bunch of naked Carthaginians. I didn't see Patton, but if Hillary says he was there, he was.
I wonder what Mark I wont raise taxes Warner and Tim I will enforce the death penalty Kaine think?