I need to apologize as I will not make the two events in Wise I spoke of here. Bad luck befell me this afternoon. I was walking to my garden to set some onions and on my return tripped as I stepped up onto my deck. This resulted in a terrible fall lasting for what seemed an eternity. My right ankle was turned and is now a combination of black, blue and purple. It also removed two toe nails as my foot was wedged in between the deck planks. I reached out to break my fall and dislocated two fingers on my left hand. This brought out a stream of obscenities that are now bouncing off the mountain tops over Coeburn or Clintwood. After a trip to my doctor the rest of this day will be spent with a icepack and the constant snickering of One Wise Girl.